What do you do when your side chick pussy is better than your main chick?
So It's the one in the day verses the one u fuck at night,
Even though you know it's not right.
I know the side chick is exciting and makes u cum quick,
That's usually the reason men get a side chick.
But U need a woman who's real and pussy on fleek,
But its both these woman that makes u complete.
I understand that you are probably feeling them both,
But it's only one of these ladies you love the most.
Which one of these chicks is more beneficial,
But take in consideration that sex is more mental.
U don't want to hurt the one you love the best,
But sometimes in life we are put through a test.
Only you know the whole real situation,
But in a real relationship it takes hard work and dedication.
Maybe you should consider a relationship that's open,
And then one day u wouldn't reap what u sowing.
I hope this helps
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Monday, May 30, 2016
Wednesday, May 25, 2016
Fake friends
Question
I had a really close friend and then i found out that she was close to me to get to my brother in other word she wanted to be his gf so i was the bridge that will take her to there , so when my bro didn't want her she ended our friendship . Can you imagine how silly she is like OMG friends for 3 years only to get to my bro and when he said no she leaves . Am I the crazy person here ? or she is the crazy one ? Im so confused right now . what will you do if you were me?
Mary Jane
Your brother didn't want her cuz he seen through like glass,
That bitch was fake so leave her in the past.
I hope this situation helps you see,
that u cant be friends with everyone you meet.
Its best to forget that she ever existed,
And from now on your ass she can kiss it
Even though this situation is a little bit twisted,
This friendship I hope you don't miss it.
Its really hard to spot these snakes,
But we get up, move on, and learn from mistakes.
Have you heard of the saying "don't trust these hoes",
well in your case that's how the story goes.
I hope this helps
Maryjanequestions@gmail.com
I had a really close friend and then i found out that she was close to me to get to my brother in other word she wanted to be his gf so i was the bridge that will take her to there , so when my bro didn't want her she ended our friendship . Can you imagine how silly she is like OMG friends for 3 years only to get to my bro and when he said no she leaves . Am I the crazy person here ? or she is the crazy one ? Im so confused right now . what will you do if you were me?
Mary Jane
Your brother didn't want her cuz he seen through like glass,
That bitch was fake so leave her in the past.
I hope this situation helps you see,
that u cant be friends with everyone you meet.
Its best to forget that she ever existed,
And from now on your ass she can kiss it
Even though this situation is a little bit twisted,
This friendship I hope you don't miss it.
Its really hard to spot these snakes,
But we get up, move on, and learn from mistakes.
Have you heard of the saying "don't trust these hoes",
well in your case that's how the story goes.
I hope this helps
Maryjanequestions@gmail.com
Monday, May 23, 2016
When get head from my boyfriend
When I get head from my boyfriend I have to put my hand on his head and grind my hips in order cum. I sent him text saying I couldn't wait to fuck his face again and he got offended and said that was disrespectful. What do you think MJ?
I don't think its disrespectful,
express yourself without feeling regretful.
It sounds like hes a little uptight,
Why cant you express to him what you like.
Most men would love getting that text,
be thinking all day what they gonna do next.
If you cant share your sexy thoughts,
Theres someone you can share them with and it will be his fault.
You should be able to tell him whats on your mind,
And holding his head while your hips grind,
Is all that you can think about,
You love to fuck his face no dout.
But next time you text just put it reverse,
Let him know that you want to suck him first.
I bet he wont think its disrespectful nomore,
but don't get mad when your his dirty little whore.....
I don't think its disrespectful,
express yourself without feeling regretful.
It sounds like hes a little uptight,
Why cant you express to him what you like.
Most men would love getting that text,
be thinking all day what they gonna do next.
If you cant share your sexy thoughts,
Theres someone you can share them with and it will be his fault.
You should be able to tell him whats on your mind,
And holding his head while your hips grind,
Is all that you can think about,
You love to fuck his face no dout.
But next time you text just put it reverse,
Let him know that you want to suck him first.
I bet he wont think its disrespectful nomore,
but don't get mad when your his dirty little whore.....
Sunday, May 22, 2016
I want his attention
Advice: He likes someone else, but I want to get his attention. How should I do it?
Mary Jane
First you need to stand out from the rest,
Let him see why you are the best.
Walk with confidence and hold your head high.
Be sure to look good whenever he walks by
Make sure he sees what he is missing,
whenever you walk pass make sure your twisting,
Flip your hair and always stay smiling,
But not to the point where he think you wildin
When you walk pass make sure you smell nice,
Make eye contact and see if he looks twice
Make sure your lips are shinny and gloss,
And if he aint fucking with you let him know its his loss.
You have to show him THIS is where he should be,
Whisper in his ear Is you fucking with me?
But sexy only last for so long,
Dont ever be weak show him you are strong
You are #1 and your the real prize,
And if he doesn't see, then just realize.
That you may have just dodged a bullet.
But if you see his card don't hesitate to pull it.
I hope this helps
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Mary Jane
First you need to stand out from the rest,
Let him see why you are the best.
Walk with confidence and hold your head high.
Be sure to look good whenever he walks by
Make sure he sees what he is missing,
whenever you walk pass make sure your twisting,
Flip your hair and always stay smiling,
But not to the point where he think you wildin
When you walk pass make sure you smell nice,
Make eye contact and see if he looks twice
Make sure your lips are shinny and gloss,
And if he aint fucking with you let him know its his loss.
You have to show him THIS is where he should be,
Whisper in his ear Is you fucking with me?
But sexy only last for so long,
Dont ever be weak show him you are strong
You are #1 and your the real prize,
And if he doesn't see, then just realize.
That you may have just dodged a bullet.
But if you see his card don't hesitate to pull it.
I hope this helps
Maryjanequestions@gmail.com
Tuesday, May 17, 2016
Do women love sex more than men?
Do women love sex more than men?
Women do enjoy sex as much as men
Even though they like to pretend
They don't want every man to know,
Cause they don't wanna look like a hoe
But it take's a special man to make a woman react,
You do it just right she won't know to act
Woman get the erge same as guys,
A tingly feeling in between the thighs.
But every woman is different and sum might not agree.
Some people's might not feel the same as me.
Woman should always be a ladies in public,
But behind closed doors, she get down and rub it.
It takes the right person to bring out the freak,
Fuck her until her knees are weak
And since sex is 90% mental
It's probably her head you will have to get into
I hope this helps
Maryjanequestions@gmail.com
Women do enjoy sex as much as men
Even though they like to pretend
They don't want every man to know,
Cause they don't wanna look like a hoe
But it take's a special man to make a woman react,
You do it just right she won't know to act
Woman get the erge same as guys,
A tingly feeling in between the thighs.
But every woman is different and sum might not agree.
Some people's might not feel the same as me.
Woman should always be a ladies in public,
But behind closed doors, she get down and rub it.
It takes the right person to bring out the freak,
Fuck her until her knees are weak
And since sex is 90% mental
It's probably her head you will have to get into
I hope this helps
Maryjanequestions@gmail.com
Sunday, May 15, 2016
I want him... I don't know why
I want him
Idk why... but I've been verbally abused, smack in the face, mocked at, and I still go crawling back to my ex... What am I doing to myself???
You lack a little something called self esteem,
Thinking it will work is all a dream.
I understand you love him and I'm sure he doesn't mean it,
But this is not going to end well, trust me I seen it.
Its obvious he doesn't any have respect,
Think more of yourself, and soon you'll can forget
I don't want to tell you to just up and bail,
But if you think this love can prevail
Then try to get help for you both
But its you that needs help the most
If you cant already see what he's doing,
I don't know what more point you need proving.
Ask Mary Jane
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You lack a little something called self esteem,
Thinking it will work is all a dream.
I understand you love him and I'm sure he doesn't mean it,
But this is not going to end well, trust me I seen it.
Its obvious he doesn't any have respect,
Think more of yourself, and soon you'll can forget
I don't want to tell you to just up and bail,
But if you think this love can prevail
Then try to get help for you both
But its you that needs help the most
If you cant already see what he's doing,
I don't know what more point you need proving.
Ask Mary Jane
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Friday, May 13, 2016
Who you talking to?
Spouse insists on talking to ex
@fighter301
Husband keeps contacting his ex and she suggests that he should not be doing so, but he continues. Why is that? They have no children, but had dogs while together and they have passed away. He was sad and upset when he learned they passed a year ago and was not informed by her. We have been married 3 years..guess I am stumped at how he just cant leave it alone.
Why do you let him keep in touch
Even she thinks he doing to much.
Sounds to me like he's a little obsessed,
You've been married for years he should be over that mess,
This is a big deal and you need to let him know,
Its either you or her cause it time to let go.
I don't really know how he feels.
But he will choose you if the love is real.
People can be friends after being involved,
But this situation needs to quickly be solved.
I hope you decide to stand up for yourself.
But he needs to love you and nobody else
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Ask Mary Jane
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Even she thinks he doing to much.
Sounds to me like he's a little obsessed,
You've been married for years he should be over that mess,
This is a big deal and you need to let him know,
Its either you or her cause it time to let go.
I don't really know how he feels.
But he will choose you if the love is real.
People can be friends after being involved,
But this situation needs to quickly be solved.
I hope you decide to stand up for yourself.
But he needs to love you and nobody else
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Get back in the game
What are ways a women who has gained weight due to medical issues and not really sure how to date can put herself out there just to not end up old and alone?
Mary Jane
Something about this question that has me tripping,
The only thing I don't understand about women.
Not everyone wants a woman that's skin and bone,
Its plenty of men need something to hold on.
You have to understand that you are your team,
Deal with medical issues but have high self esteem.
Confidence is something we all have to build,
And haters gonna hate so put on your shield,
Look at your self until you love what you see,
Say to yourself "who do you love"
Than say back "bitch me"
I hope this helps
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Mary Jane
Something about this question that has me tripping,
The only thing I don't understand about women.
Not everyone wants a woman that's skin and bone,
Its plenty of men need something to hold on.
You have to understand that you are your team,
Deal with medical issues but have high self esteem.
Confidence is something we all have to build,
And haters gonna hate so put on your shield,
Look at your self until you love what you see,
Say to yourself "who do you love"
Than say back "bitch me"
I hope this helps
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Help Mary Jane
Angelyinna
@angelyinna
You are the only person that can live your life,
Being who ever you are, always comes with a price.
If this is who you are then you should probably let them know,
Sit them down and talk to them cause this news will have to grow,
I hope your parents understand this is completely your decision
And that you are completely different from the daughter in their vision.
Be true to who you are and the rest will surely follow,
Even though your parents will have a hard pill to swallow.
They will always love you and just simply want the best,
Be who you want to be, is what I will suggest.
You are the only person, that you can live your life for,
But just give them some time and I'm sure they'll get on board.
I hope this helps
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@angelyinna
You are the only person that can live your life,
Being who ever you are, always comes with a price.
If this is who you are then you should probably let them know,
Sit them down and talk to them cause this news will have to grow,
I hope your parents understand this is completely your decision
And that you are completely different from the daughter in their vision.
Be true to who you are and the rest will surely follow,
Even though your parents will have a hard pill to swallow.
They will always love you and just simply want the best,
Be who you want to be, is what I will suggest.
You are the only person, that you can live your life for,
But just give them some time and I'm sure they'll get on board.
I hope this helps
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Thursday, May 12, 2016
Good Guys Finish Last
What about a man who was been a good dude for a long time and has been hurt constantly and gets tired so he eventually changes not willingly but gradually over time?
Mary Jane,
Never let a woman change who you are,
Always look at yourself like your the star.
Men that's been hurt makes it hard for them to trust,
Like Diamond said on Players club, they make it hard for women like us.
Its okay to love but everyone doesn't deserve your heart.
Some are good some are bad but you cant tell them apart,
There's probably a reason you attract these kind of girls,
but you never know what's gonna happen when your in this world.
I want you to be the good person you once were,
And one day you will find the one that you prefer,
Love takes time and in time love will grow.
but you cant rush love on women you barley know.
I hope this helps
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Mary Jane,
Never let a woman change who you are,
Always look at yourself like your the star.
Men that's been hurt makes it hard for them to trust,
Like Diamond said on Players club, they make it hard for women like us.
Its okay to love but everyone doesn't deserve your heart.
Some are good some are bad but you cant tell them apart,
There's probably a reason you attract these kind of girls,
but you never know what's gonna happen when your in this world.
I want you to be the good person you once were,
And one day you will find the one that you prefer,
Love takes time and in time love will grow.
but you cant rush love on women you barley know.
I hope this helps
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Monday, May 9, 2016
Distant lover
I feel in love with a man that I can talk to for hours and hours on end. Similar interest, shared sense of humor. That's how it started, he wouldn't stop making me laugh and eventually, I wanted to make him laugh...
One day, he had his work order changed and drove 180 miles while he was in the phone with me for 3 hrs, just so he could talk to me. Lol. He swears up and down that this wasn't sweet or romantic in any way... We spent another 5 hrs talking and laughing and holding each other.
The time I get with him makes me feel unexplainably... Mmmmm.... Yeah
But, he has a life 5 hours away from me and my life is here. I can't uproot my son and wouldn't expect that from him....
I am confessing that I love someone that I can't have. I want to give myself to someone that I can't. All because it feels so perfect.
One day, he had his work order changed and drove 180 miles while he was in the phone with me for 3 hrs, just so he could talk to me. Lol. He swears up and down that this wasn't sweet or romantic in any way... We spent another 5 hrs talking and laughing and holding each other.
The time I get with him makes me feel unexplainably... Mmmmm.... Yeah
But, he has a life 5 hours away from me and my life is here. I can't uproot my son and wouldn't expect that from him....
I am confessing that I love someone that I can't have. I want to give myself to someone that I can't. All because it feels so perfect.
Mary Jane
Ask Mary Jane2 days ago
Why are u so scared to advance,
It could be a lesson or a blessing
If u give yourself a chance.
U will never no if u don't try
Live your life and wonder why.
U can't live for nobody but u,
Do what makes u happy even if
u have to move.
U can either go or decide to stay
It's your decision either way.
This could be a real soul mate
Or become someone u grow to hate.
So what else do u have to loose
Good luck on whatever u choose
Saturday, May 7, 2016
Will you stay down??
Question
Is going to jail a deal breaker for an
already strained relationship?
Mary Jane
Well this is my opinion
and some might disagree,
Don't turn your back
when the one you love is in need.
If you weren't going to end
things before they went down,
Then the least you could do
is at least stick around.
Now I can understand
if your sick and tired,
But being in jail
is the worst time to get fired.
Out of sight, out of mind
is more than true,
But you wouldn't want no one
to do that to you.
Is going to jail a deal breaker for an
already strained relationship?
Mary Jane
Well this is my opinion
and some might disagree,
Don't turn your back
when the one you love is in need.
If you weren't going to end
things before they went down,
Then the least you could do
is at least stick around.
Now I can understand
if your sick and tired,
But being in jail
is the worst time to get fired.
Out of sight, out of mind
is more than true,
But you wouldn't want no one
to do that to you.
Friday, May 6, 2016
Why do we all suffer?
Question:
Why do we all suffer?
Mary Jane
Why do we all suffer?
Mary Jane
Different reasons we all suffer,
Live your life u will discover.
That you control the days to come,
Stay and fight no need to run.
There's different ways we hide our pain,
I just smoke good Mary Jane.
But I wish it all could be that easy
It could be worse u best believe me.
Trouble days don't last always,
Do what makes you happy as you spend your days.
Life is what you truly make it,
See your chance you have to take it
Give your heart and some one break it
Take control and don't mistake it,
But if u suffer in any way,
My advice would be to pray.
hope this helps
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Live your life u will discover.
That you control the days to come,
Stay and fight no need to run.
There's different ways we hide our pain,
I just smoke good Mary Jane.
But I wish it all could be that easy
It could be worse u best believe me.
Trouble days don't last always,
Do what makes you happy as you spend your days.
Life is what you truly make it,
See your chance you have to take it
Give your heart and some one break it
Take control and don't mistake it,
But if u suffer in any way,
My advice would be to pray.
hope this helps
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Who should we believe?
Do you think we are Christians because we actually believe or because it's been taught to us from generation to generation?
Mary Jane
What they showed us we surely believed,
It was passed to us but we have been deceived.
Its like your life is "The Truman Show",
Everything is a lie, everything you know.
Its not your fault you just did what you were told,
Praying to who? Who's faith do you hold?
Like I tell everyone you must seek the truth.
Take a look at yourself your living in the proof.
But they teach you wrong, and make you self hate,
The one only thing that makes you amazing and great.
This is just my opinion
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I hope this helps
Mary Jane
What they showed us we surely believed,
It was passed to us but we have been deceived.
Its like your life is "The Truman Show",
Everything is a lie, everything you know.
Its not your fault you just did what you were told,
Praying to who? Who's faith do you hold?
Like I tell everyone you must seek the truth.
Take a look at yourself your living in the proof.
But they teach you wrong, and make you self hate,
The one only thing that makes you amazing and great.
This is just my opinion
Maryjanequestions@gmail.com
I hope this helps
Thursday, May 5, 2016
Why does a man become a hoe?
Why does a man become a hoe?
Mary Jane
A man becomes a hoe at his own free will,
I guess its just something about playing the field.
A man will sleep around and settle down when he's ready,
He will sex them and next them then turn around and be petty.
A man that's a hoe would be called a womanizer,
Build you up and let you down like a sun visor.
But you should be careful cause you reap what you sow,
But the reason for their actions I don't even think they know
Hope this helps
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Mary Jane
A man becomes a hoe at his own free will,
I guess its just something about playing the field.
A man will sleep around and settle down when he's ready,
He will sex them and next them then turn around and be petty.
A man that's a hoe would be called a womanizer,
Build you up and let you down like a sun visor.
But you should be careful cause you reap what you sow,
But the reason for their actions I don't even think they know
Hope this helps
Ask Mary Jane Anything
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Wednesday, May 4, 2016
Do we settle??
Mary Jane
Someone once told me you can't be afraid to advance,
Don't short change yourself just give life a chance.
People don't understand it's not easy to love yourself,
Cause if you did you wouldn't put up with shit from someone else.
It's sad to say some people are strong and some are weak,
Always a dependent and can't stand on their own two feet.
We are not born in this world just to be alive,
But in this life only the strong survive.
Most women stay stuck in a comfort zone,
Just to afraid to go and be on their own.
Sometimes it's hard to except change,
You don't want to see what life can bring.
But the one thing I know if you ask God for strength,
You will get up and go and take what is meant.
I hope this helps
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Monday, May 2, 2016
Question??
Ok...so ive been reading your previous post and i must say..ur advise seems to be always on point!! However my problems are always more complicated than my fellow peers. I need ur help mj....my dude has a very small penis... now im not sayin that its to the point that i cnt work with it....the problems in the bedroom came after he gained weight and became lazy. There is no effort whatsoever... i CANT!!! I hv tried to speak with him openly about ways we both can improve pleasing one another...ya know...think he would get the hint...he dont get it...he think its a game....Like ive gotten to the point of masturbating in the daytime...jus so i dnt snap periodically throughout my day...please help...i want my back blowed out...but i luv my dude... wat do i do mj
Mary Jane
You say the problem came when he started gaining weight,
So make a suggestion that yall go on a date.
Then sit him down and you guys talk,
About going to the gym or yall go for a walk.
Now my advice would be not to throw hints,
Be straight up and let him know what you meant.
In a relationship sex is a big part,
But do you love this man? does he have your heart?
If so it's things you can buy,
But only if he's willing to try.
Its plenty of things that you can do,
Tell him to go to the store with you.
And pick out some things that can get you off,
Use some stimulants so it don't go soft.
So when yall talk and he think you playing,
Let him hear what you are really saying.
I hope this helps
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I hope this helps also email just to talk or vent...thank you for the question
Mary Jane
You say the problem came when he started gaining weight,
So make a suggestion that yall go on a date.
Then sit him down and you guys talk,
About going to the gym or yall go for a walk.
Now my advice would be not to throw hints,
Be straight up and let him know what you meant.
In a relationship sex is a big part,
But do you love this man? does he have your heart?
If so it's things you can buy,
But only if he's willing to try.
Its plenty of things that you can do,
Tell him to go to the store with you.
And pick out some things that can get you off,
Use some stimulants so it don't go soft.
So when yall talk and he think you playing,
Let him hear what you are really saying.
I hope this helps
Email questions
Maryjanequestions@gmail.com
I hope this helps also email just to talk or vent...thank you for the question
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